#!/usr/bin/ruby require File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), 'common') require 'cgi' class CGI def redirect( where ) print self.header( { 'Status' => '302 Moved', 'location' => where } ) end end cgi = CGI.new('html4') if File.exist? CHAIN_FILE mc = YAML.load open(CHAIN_FILE) else raise "Whoa hey there" end cache = YAML.load open(CACHE_FILE) def splice_cache c, start="" a = c.to_a[rand(c.size)] b = c.to_a[rand(c.size)] beginning, crap, join = split_line a crap, ending, end_join = split_line b if start == "" return beginning + join + ending else return start + end_join + ending end end def split_line a joiner = a[/:|--|,|;/] if joiner then joiner << " " a1, a2 = a.split(/:|--|,|;/,2) else s = (a.length / 2) + 5 - rand(10) s = a.index(" ", s) s ||= a.index(" ") a1 = a[0..s-1] a2 = a[s+1..-1] joiner = " " end return [a1, a2, joiner] end seed = if not cgi["seed"] or cgi["seed"] == "" Time.new.tv_sec.to_i else cgi["seed"].to_i end srand seed headlines = if cgi["start"] and cgi["start"] != "" (1..10).map do if rand(10) > 5 "
  • " + mc.generate_sentence(cgi["start"].split(" ")) else "
  • " + splice_cache(cache, cgi["start"]) + "" end end.to_set else (1..10).map do if rand(10) > 5 "
  • " + mc.generate_sentence else "
  • " + splice_cache(cache) + "" end end.to_set end cgi.out do <

    FAKE CNN 2 LAZY 2 STYLE ITSELF DOT COM

    link to this set (temporary!)

    headline start:

    END end