Restriction: Create a jingle for some object in nature. Bonus points: make a commercial.
I think my mom is one of the few people following this stuff, so I’m going to have to apologize for a bunch of BAD LANGUAGE in this one. SORRY, MOM!
Here is the mp3.
(TODO: stream plugin here)
Person A: “My friends talked about apathy, but I wasn’t sure if not giving a shit was for me. So I talked to my doctor, and he said more and more people are turning to targetted apathy to solve their anxiety issues.”
Person B: “After just two weeks of apathy, I gained three and a half pounds, but I don’t even care anymore!”
Person C: “I don’t let my age slow me down, so why should I give a shit about anything? Thanks, apathy!”
Narrator: “Apathy may cause:”
- cheeto fingers
- weight gain
- weight loss
- dogmatic ulcers
- anal leakage
Narrator: “You should not take apathy if you are pregnant or have a prior history of existential crises.”
Person A: “It’s time to choose when you don’t give a shit.”
Jingle: “Apathy: You could care less!”
…. awww, screw it.
I sickened myself trying to make something that sounded like bad 80s elevator synth music, and gave up on the polishing touches. IRONIC DON’T YOU THINK?