Jason, Amber, and I just got back from an epic 2-week road trip.
I took a lot of photos. Buckle up or scroll at random.
Pre-trip art





The kitchen will probably never be this clean again


Last shot of the piano before it goes away while we’re gone…

Our stuff crammed in the Scion

First super-exciting stop: GAS

Crazy head removal device

First actual stop: Ames, Iowa to visit Amber’s friend Teagan


Windmill arms are HUGE

Jason is crazy for POTATO OLES

After driving for an entire day through Nebraska, we reach Colorado and I may have gone SLIGHTLY MOON-CRAZY



We crashed near the “Catastrophe Restoration”. Fitting. We also ate apples for breakfast from their trees.

“Tank n’ Tummy” just seemed like a weird name for a gas station. Also notice the car wash with SOFT WATER.

Stickin’ the camera out the window at a huge Colorado sky



First glimpse of the GREAT SAND DUNES

“Why is there water in my peanut butter and sand in my nuts?”

Yaaaay sand

We hike our way out onto Tatooine



That’s a lot of sand






Neato sand beetle! (Click to make it huge, these photos turned out WAY COOL)


Bowl of sand in the mountains

Sand made me kind of crazy (crazier?)


Jason went rolling down the hill, and Amber followed




Sky and sand



Footprints

Distant hikers for scale

Sand stances



Jason trying to take a picture of the bottom of his foot for some reason

A storm rolls in across the miniature desert



Amber’s ear the next day

Stopping at some random scenic spot in the Rockies


Climbin’ over some rocks that were supposed to keep us out of trouble

The view out onto the lake




Something was hilarious


Staring






Leaving some temporary rock art




Colorado sunset



Then, we reached Utah the next day.
Photographer in the frame:







Dwarfed by some arches


Fun with sandstone

Things that grow in the desert

Towers



Staring at the signs

Lizard pals


ROCKS



Hiking up into the arches


Another gecko friend

A neat tree and Jason’s method of protecting his neck


Through the window





Hiking onward!




There were a lot of rocks





And quite a few other tourists…

Approaching the big arch thing whose name I can’t remember












On the way out


Jason pulls over at the side of the road in Utah to try to gather some gypsum crystals







Immediately after this picture he threw them out the door, voting them NOT COOL ENOUGH

What it is like in the back of the Scion


Cleanin’ dem bugs off

Dinosaur keeps watch

Stopping for an amazing sunset when we reach Nevada






Cameras just couldn’t capture this




Getting a better vantage point




The next morning, driving on into Nevada



I am easily fascinated by the sky



Like I said, easily fascinated



Up the pass into Yosemite



Stopping for some pictures in the starkness of Yosemite














Outside the grossest gas station restroom in California, some pretty flowers



Kind of a blank spot here where Jason and I went to Gavic’s wedding and I forgot my camera. Have a few blurry shots on my phone that I am too lazy to paste in here. It was up in the redwoods and super lovely to see everyone.
Trying to find a parking spot in Santa Cruz, Jason drives around the block and I get to capture the Scion in Action Mode:

The next day, Jason deposits Ryan’s book at the Insight Meditation Center in Redwood City:

And meditates under the bodhi-like tree




After we sat for a bit outside the center, a friendly fellow whose name I painfully cannot remember had us in for a tour of their space:



Passing through San Fran’s finest concrete abominations

Grafitti in the park

Hiking through the park to meet up with SF friends


AND SUDDENLY, Grateful Dead tribute band and tons of hippies. Yup, San Francisco is pretty predictable sometimes.


The hill over the city

Deep chats in the forested park


Cool Mexican place we ate at


Jason for some reason needed this picture:

The place we stayed at in Berkeley was lovely


Over the Bay Bridge into SF proper





We did not have time to stop so we rolled on through…



To the Golden Gate


And into the redwoods

MAP

TREES



Loving the trees








There are neat other plants too



Heading into the hills above the redwoods




Hot hike




Driving down the coast

Stopping for some pictures and fresh air



Hittin the beach





After driving a while, it got pretty cold by the ocean but we still wanted to try to camp on a beach.


So we set up behind a nice rock wall where there didn’t seem to be any no camping signs


Click to make this one bigger and notice warnings 3 and 6

BUT THEN we unfortunately got kicked off the beach by a park ranger. Living the hippie dream was denied us and we had to go to a lame campground.
Exhaustion after setting up the tents, tearing them down, and finally setting up in another crappy campground instead of the beach.

The stupid bird that woke me up

Tents in the grass

Amber’s tetris job is pretty impressive

For some reason a peacock lived at this campground and came up to us






Me kicking at the peacock so it doesn’t give me a peacock disease

Wooo nature



More crazy ocean shots







The goofy tree you can drive through



Jason liked the pond nearby and its frogs


And then yes, we did drive through the dang tree


That night we camped in the redwoods



And did a bit of hiking and staring up at the trees



Driving hilarity (and mess)


Still love the sky



Are you mindful?

Long road

Witty political commentary on Ayn Rand at the rest stop

Did I mention we did a LOT of driving?


Anyone want to buy a gas station?


Juxtaposition

Jason bought a Powerball ticket


Down a scary night trail in Glacier



The next day, hiking up and over the ugly mountain north of Lake MacDonald in Glacier




Proud of grapes

Not even 10 minutes on the trail and we spot a black bear.
Jason was leading, and his nonplussed “There’s a bear on the trail guys” cracked us up pretty good. Also we didn’t get eaten. Yay!
Couldn’t get a very good photo though, time to play Where’s Waldo:

Continuing onwards





Farting with focus


Can I eat it???

Branchy tangles



Hike on, and on, and on

Lots of trees






Self portrait of a tired hiker

Onwards





Somehow my pack is not soaked through with sweat yet

Jason saying “FML”


But he hikes on nonetheless, the promise of pretty lakes ahead!

NATURE






Jason is dead

Recovering at the side of the trail




We finally reach Trout Lake




Reflections


Postcards




Onward, yet more!












Okay seriously this place is big



Neat


Hiking hiking hiking hiking hiking hiking hiking hiking




OK sheesh break time


The sun is starting to set


Down to the mountain stream’s shore to get some water


Through the valley of green





Reaching Arrow Lake, our destination, just at dusk


The totally amazing knot that holds our food up in the air where only flying bears can get it, and the very proud knotters


Weird tree by our site

Waking up in the morning



Shadows on the lake

Pretty decent place to wake up



Coffee and breakfast (beef jerky is an important food group)

Jason is a tree



More postcards of the lake before we leave

Along the shore

Self portrait and sky

Self portrait and peace

Morning meditation by the lake (disturbed by chipmunk)


Flowers n’ bugs


The last shot of Arrow Lake

Hiking back out through the Valley of Green


I took a picture of some rocks?? I don’t know


Jason pointing towards the better water

Trail



Tired feet

Stopping at Trout Lake for a swim


Trees

By the lake (we saw a black ferret here but I failed to get a picture of it)


Goodbye Trout Lake!

Hike on!





Awww garsh


Does this mountain ever end?






SERIOUS FACE

LESS SERIOUS FACE

Jason dropped his energy bar and made a poop joke


And then we kept hiking WHAT A SURPRISE!!!








Okay, now, this next one you may need to click on to see. There’s a bear face down there! A grizzly bear face!

The grizzly moving off


Still not off the mountain



Burnt desolation and flowers



WE MADE IT BACK. Time to write something!



Fancy hiker hair

This one I was trying to take a self portrait of exhaustion and captured Amber in a moment of SERIOUS

Okay, no really, we’re happy…

Heading up the Going-to-the-Sun Highway




Blurs


Ridiculous mountains



Ridiculous roads (and amateur white balance problems, these photos are actually chronological but they look like they are from different times of day because I have no idea what I’m doing)








We had to catch some amazing mountain air



Can’t capture the wonder of this

No campgrounds in Glacier are open, so it is time for the trusty towel

How not to sleep in a car

The Scion just keeps tickin

More hikes, this time up to Iceberg Lake






Warning: skinny white nerd chest

Scenic




Wildflowers

Walking into beauty


Crossing some snow

Then some shots standing in front of the mountain stream and pasture








Seriously, we were standing RIGHT HERE. WHAT

Flying up the mountain

Rounding the corner to ICEBERG LAKE. They are not joking with the name:


Cameras cannot capture it



I waded in to grab some ice






We ate lunch on a trail near the shore and got bothered by this little cutester who wanted our food




Cool.

Sunlight in streams


Writing by the ice

Jason is really pleased with this rock

What it looks like if you don’t look at the lake

I decided to dunk my head in


IT WAS COLD

Weird KOA “Tent Village” setup


The “scenic view” past the trees at the Great Falls KOA


Welcome to Roundup!

Butterbean is happy

Dogs at the dog ranch

Surveying the fire damage at Sandy and Warren’s ranch










Sleeping bumblebee in the hollyhocks

Field of sunflowers in North Dakota

JET BUS SAYS: “Jets are hot! Drugs are not!” ????



Passing five thousand miles


ICE CREAM TIME

Abstract car sunset

3AM: We’re finally back in Madison with 5,470 miles under our belt. Plus about 50 more because we started the thing late.

WHAT A TRIP. My head is still spinning.
Here are some unsorted uncommented photos from Jason also:























